ooooh Morley Morley 11:06 Fri Oct 21
When people say....
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When people say...
"I'd have got less for manslaughter.." after telling you how many years they have been married.
JUST FUCK OFF
What other cliché ridden shit do people spout in conversation...
Oh and good morning...
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Sydney_Iron
8:28 Sat Oct 22
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People who say “with all due respect” and then go about explaining the reasons why they don’t agree with whatever it is.
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gph
4:06 Sat Oct 22
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Yes, that makes sense, Dagenham.
*lives one perceptual quantum at a time*
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DagenhamDave
2:01 Sat Oct 22
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Would probably have to define it by the limitations of your capacity to receive and interpret data
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gph
1:49 Sat Oct 22
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But surely a day has twenty-four hours, which you can't take all at once.
_I_'m taking it one time quantum* at a time...
*assuming that there actually is a minimum physically meaningful unit of time.
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Darlo Debs
12:57 Sat Oct 22
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*fail
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Darlo Debs
12:56 Sat Oct 22
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I am taking one day at a time.
Well unless you have discovered the art of time travel, i gail to to see how you'd have any choice.
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yngwies Cat
12:24 Sat Oct 22
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The biggest and Yes Bigest cunts of all. I'm honest, be straight with me and I'll be straight with you.
Never gets that far and ends up in cunt draw.
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One Flew
12:20 Sat Oct 22
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SOA 4.55 I'm still laughing at that 5 minutes later
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BillyJenningsBoots
11:58 Fri Oct 21
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When people say... Can I ask you a question?
I always reply.... You just did...
Laugh... They always do cos they still want to ask me a question... Never fails
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TheGhostOfVicWatson
10:06 Fri Oct 21
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After 28 years of being a postie I never tire of hearing someone on my round saying 'more bills eh postie?', 'if they're bills you can keep 'em!'. I like to humour them by letting them think that's the funniest gag since records began- just in case they're thinking of reaching into their pockets at Christmas time. Plus to spice things up I'll say 'yes and Bill's not happy with you getting his mail' or if they say 'Bills?' I'll say 'no, yours' I'm a comedy nutcase me...
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bruuuno
7:46 Fri Oct 21
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Haha SoA, I find it partcularly amusing when I get asked that question and don't have a fucking clue as I'm still spangled from whatever it is was doing
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Son of Anarchy
5:06 Fri Oct 21
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The Monday pre 9am small talk of
Random work whoever "Good weekend?"
Me "Yes, thanks...quiet one" pause hoping the life will go twoce as fast "you?"
Random work whoever gives blow by blow account from 5pm Friday to waking up Monday, phone out showing photos etc
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icwhs
5:01 Fri Oct 21
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"And let me just add, by saying.."
If you'd have continued talking, no need to add cunts
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icwhs
4:58 Fri Oct 21
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Russ of the BML 3:49 Fri Oct 21
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"I know you are at lunch but.........."
Ag ag ag
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collyrob
4:57 Fri Oct 21
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Bouncing Ludo
I never heard that one but I'll be using it.
"Are Ye working hard, or hardly working ha ha ha" FUCK OFF MATE.
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Son of Anarchy
4:55 Fri Oct 21
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I work hard and I play hard
Usualy said by some middle managment company yes man whos just had the night of his life at the company Xmas party.
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LondonE3
4:40 Fri Oct 21
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"I'm not racist, I've got black mates but..."
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Russ of the BML
3:49 Fri Oct 21
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"I know you are at lunch but.........."
NO!! NO FUCKING BUT!! YOU JUST SAID I AM AT LUNCH SO IT HAS OBVIOUSLY REGISTERED SOMEWHERE IN THAT FUCKING EMPTY VAT OF NOTHINGNESS YOU CALL A FUCKING HEAD THAT I AM OBVIOUSLY AT LUNCH. SO WHY FUCKING GO ANY FURTHER!??! WHY NOT JUST LEAVE ME TO HAVE MY LUNCH AND FUCK OFF AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WITH WHAT I AM SURE WILL BE AN ABSOLUTELY POINTLESS AND WORTHLESS ISSUE YOU WAS GOING TO RAISE WITH ME. AN ISSUE THAT I AM SURE WOULD NOT KNOCK THE WORLD OFF ITS AXIS IF YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO EAT MY HAM ROLL AND CHECK MY FUCKING STAR-SIGN UPDATE IN THE CURRANT BUN. NOW FUCK OFF CUNT!!
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Trevor B
3:24 Fri Oct 21
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I believe you mean:
"Don't ask......."
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After8
3:05 Fri Oct 21
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People who go on social media and say that they have had a bad day or have problems and then dont go into details.
Attention seeking twats.
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Trevor B
2:58 Fri Oct 21
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He's been given the Spanish archer...
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